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vNurse18
Information
Type	NPC
Sub Type	Town
HP	250
Defense	15

The Nurse restores your remaining Health and heals Debuffs in exchange for Coins. She charges 80% of the total Health Points to be restored in Copper Coins (rounded down), e.g. 100 Health would cost 80 Copper Coins.

For the Nurse to appear, the player must have increased their maximum health at least once by acquiring and activating a Life Crystal. There must also be a vacant house for her to live in.

Notes Edit

When you have enough coins but healing would create other coins (ex. 1 gold - 1 silver and 1 copper = 98 silver 99 copper) and there is no room left in the inventory, the Nurse will not heal you.
In the case that the player has a debuff inflicted upon them, such as "On Fire!" or "Poisoned", the Nurse will heal them for a price, regardless of the player's current health. (If the player's health is under max, she will charge for that too.)
If the player attempts to remove "Potion Sickness" using the Nurse, the debuff timer will disappear, but the player will still not be able to drink healing potions until the debuff would have worn off normally.
The Nurse's price is updated in real time, including adjustments accounting for the player's natural health regeneration.
Like all other female NPC's she will be on her period during blood moon and snap at you as you try to talk to her

TipsEdit

The Nurse's room is a good place to place your bed. If you are in a battle with a Boss, and you are low on Health, you can easily heal yourself if you are teleporting to your house at the Nurse. This strategy is not handy while battling the Wall of Flesh, because then you'll get instantly killed when you use a Magic Mirror.

Nurse's Quotes

When low on health

"Turn your head and cough." (Reference to getting a physical)
"You left your arm over there. Let me get that for you.."
"Eww.. What happened to your face?"
"Dear friends, we are gathered here today to bid farewell... oh, you'll be fine."
"I think you look better this way."
"MY GOODNESS! I'm good but I'm not THAT good."
"That's gonna need stiches!"
"You look half digested... were you chasing slimes again?"
"Trouble with those bullies again?"
"Quit being such a baby! I've seen worse."
"Does it hurt when you do that? Don't do that."
"Hold on, I've got some cartoon bandages around here somewhere."
"Walk it off, <character name>, you'll be fine. Sheesh."

When healed

"That's gonna leave a scar."
"That didn't hurt too bad, did it?"
"All better. I don't want to see you jumping off any more cliffs."
"I managed to sew your face back on. Try to be more careful next time."

When high on health

"That's not the biggest I've ever seen... Yes, I've seen bigger wounds for sure."
"Show me where it hurts."
"I wish (Demolitionist Name) would be more careful. I'm getting tired of having to sew his limbs back on every day."
"I need to have a serious talk with (Guide Name). How many times a week can you come in with severe lava burns?" (reference to throwing the Guide Voodoo Doll into lava to summon the Wall of Flesh.)

When trying to heal at full health

"I don't give happy endings."
"I can't do anything for you without plastic surgery."
"Quit wasting my time."
"Hey, has <Arms Dealer's name> mentioned needing to go to the doctor for any reason? Just wondering."
"Would you like a lollipop?"

When Clothier is not present

"Have you seen that old man pacing around the dungeon? He looks troubled."

When trying to heal with insufficient funds

"You can't afford me."
"I don't work for free you know."
"I'm gonna need more gold than that."

During a Blood Moon

"WHAT!?"
"I don't think I like your tone."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Why are you even here? If you aren't bleeding, you don't need to be here. Get out."
"Hurry up and stop bleeding."
"You better not get blood on me."
"If you're going to die, do it outside."

Nurse's Names