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The life of Miley Cyrus - IN TERRARIA!!!!

Chocolatey November 22, 2013 User blog:Chocolatey

Alright, so this is a little book, about how Miley Cyrus became the Twerkin' Hillbilly she is today!

Day 1: 

It was a weird day, a day, when a girl woke up when she was standing, and found her long brown hair had been traded for a Macklemore hairdo. There were plenty of trees, and the land was free and rich. "TIME FOR ME TO RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL FOREST TO MAKE MYSELF A HOUSE!!!" she screamed. As she builded the house, a guy came up to her, his name was Kyle. "WHO ARE YOOOOU?!" she screamed. "Kyle". The man had a calm voice. Miley whispered to herself, saying "That name sounds familiar". As she built the house, Kyle moved in immediately to the house, and so the first night began.

It was horrifying. The former Disney star was trapped with a random man named Kyle. There were zombies outside, so she decided to murder them with her wooden sword she had made earlier. Some of them got to Kyle, but he never died, ever. Miley then decided to just dig. She dug sideways, and made a pathway, and dug into a little crevice that had some copper in it. So she searched for more and more copper, until she could make a suit of it! She dug even deeper, and met more threats! She saw skeletons, bats, blue mushrooms, and was even lucky enough to find two life crystals (AKA heart crystals) to get 140 health. She had found iron and gold, but no silver. After she went back up to the surface, the night was just ending.

Day 2:


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