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Jabbertron



T’was morning and the guide


Did ask if needed


All grumpy was the merchant


And the demolitionist not heeded



“Beware of Skeletron my son!”


The stare that kills, the hands that beat


Beware the Eye, and shun


The dreaded worms that eat”



He took his Cobalt Sword in hand:

Long time the furious foe he sought –


So he rested by the Hallowed tree


And stood awhile in thought.



And deep in thought he stood,

Skeletron, with eyes of hate,


Came rushing through the dungeon roof,


And hollered as it came.



One two! One two! And through and through


His cobalt blade went crackity-splat!


At last, the horrid beast was slain


For the blade went through its head just like that.









“And thou hast slain Skeletron?


Ascend to the dais my great slayer!


O night is day! Hurrah hurray!”


[He respawned later that day]



T’was morning and the guide


Did ask if needed


All grumpy was the merchant


And the demolitionist not heeded.